Every time she open?  Is this a porno?

And what is wrong with me, that a porn reference is the first thing that comes to mind when I read that ticket?

Here, George performs some troubleshooting.  And, miracle of miracles, his troubleshooting is moderately relevant.  Unfortunately, his grammar is still on the level of a dying gorilla who has been taught sign language and is trying frantically to communicate to her handlers that she has just swallowed a chemical that is causing seizures.

Yeah, replacing assets is the first thing I do when trouble strikes.  Troubleshooting takes too much time and doesn't cost the company enough money.

Like, with a drain rooter?

Well, at least he tried something.

Or, go back to the index page.

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