No wonder this luser wanted it cancelled--I certainly wouldn't have wanted to attend.

By now I've given up on hoping that George might suggest the luser apply power to the printer on their own.  However, I have begun to think up elaborate mechanisms for carrying out my own death.

It's like George doesn't even work here.  I'd get more done if I were answering the damn phone myself, perhaps with a British accent, to better charm my customers.

First of all, Notes times out on attachments WAAAY before five minutes have passed.  Second of all...oh, sweet oblivion, I welcome your cold touch.  I pray death will soon take me.

And I'm recieving anerror that states  i am no longer able to avoid beating you with a sledgehammer.

Or, go back to the index page.

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