Behold George, the paragon of laziness.
Here's what I hear, in my head, when I read this ticket:
"Tech support."
"AAAAA!!! THE FAX MACHINE! IT'S GETTING CLOSER!!"
"Pardon?"
"THE FAX MACHINE! OH MY GOD! AAAAA—" <unidentifiable awful noise> <click>
No mention, of course, of what kind of problems, nor any troubleshooting steps George might have taken to resolve them. That would be too much to hope for.
Yeah, it does that.
Why? Is she going to build her own version?