What kind of problem is he havening?  Are the e-mails bouncining?

I don't think George realizes that when people want additional equipment, there's a procedure that must be followed.  I should have requested some more RAM from George, too...

Verb tenses mean nothing to George.

Oooh!  Oooh!  Look!  A new one!  "Savening"!

I remember this call.  It turned out to be more luser error than anything else--the number was not an extension, but rather a whole phone number.  The luser really needed to get in touch with the person at the other end of that phone number--an external number, in no way connected with our company--and it was busy.  What to do?  Call the help desk, obviously!  Yeah, the help desk can make that person get off the phone!

This ticket is included in the Chronicles not so much for George's grammar, but rather for the sheer ludicrosity of the request.

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