We're going to play a little game.  That game is called "I'm going to beat you until you learn that some of the developer guys have Linux on their development boxen, and Linux is not Windows."  Does this sound like a fun game?  It does?  Good!  Here we go!

Scope of support?  What's that?  Why don't I just install Unreal Tournament on everyone's computer and we can play a massive freaking game on our corporate LAN with the fiber backplane?  I bet our ping times would be SWEEEEEET.

Yes, George, pictures are pretty, but what about the WORDS in that little box with the yellow triangle?

It's not his method I'm making fun of here--in this case, his troubleshooting is actually adequate--but rather the method in which he's explaining his troubleshooting.

Microsoft 2000, eh?  I'll have to look this up in Technet...

Or, go back to the index page.

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