I look at this ticket in awe.  I mean, he doesn't TALK that way.  Why would he WRITE that?

Well, George, it's like this: when a man and a woman get together...

Damn connectioning problems.  Of course, it would have helped had I known what KIND of connectioning problems.

Too lazy to call her back, or too...oh, I'm not even going to say it.  I'll just call her myself, and for lunch I'll down three times my usual dosage of Tagamet.

Because we so love for our users to waste time watching pr0n mpegs instead of working, I'll get right on that.

Or, go back to the index page.

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