It's good she knows she can't get her voicemail.  I suppose that's what prompted this call in the first place.

Golly gee, darn shucks.  I guess I'm havening to fix that.

A side-effect of the possession of her desk, no doubt.  OoooOOOoooo!  I am the scary user-possessed ghost desk!

I can probably dig up the docking station for the laptop.  I'm not so sure about the docking stations for the other two.

An almost priceless comedy of grammatical agony.  Feel the love, guys.  Feel it.

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