Maybe it's just me, but I find excessive definite articles to be totally hilarious. Totally.
Thank heavens I won't have to be here when this guy calls back with whatever the hell his problem is.
That's OK—I'll put on my Magical Cap of Ultimate Prescience and figure out which fucking web site he's looking for. Hang on, let me get it.
Havening, transfering...at least she's not receivening. Someone shoot me.
His cannot type for what I think you argh rabid FOAM KILL KILL KILL.