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05/19/2003 Archived Entry: "Overheard conversations"

I overheard the following conversation coming from two rows over:

Guy's voice: "Hey--I wanted to talk to you about a user installing Oracle Server on their computer."

Heavily accented asian lady's voice: "WHAT?! HE DO WHAT?!"

Guy: "Yeah, apparently he's installed it and he's doing his own database stuff."

Heavily accented asian lady: "WHAT?! HOW HE DO IT?! HOW HE GET THE ORACLE?!"

Guy: "I'm not sure."

Heavily accented asian lady: "OH MY GOD! HOW HE GET THE ORACLE?! HOW HE GET THE ORACLE?!"

She got more and more frantic, and then they both went, presumably to find out how they got the Oracle. I was giggling with barely-suppressed mirth. There's just something so cool about listening to a heavily accented asian lady's voice, shrieking about HOW HE GET THE ORACLE?!?!

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Current big project at work
SAN administration. Complex, but cool.

Did I have to deal with customers today?
Negative!

Listening to in the car
More talk radio

Workout today?
Yes!

Activism?
Scientology == Still lies



Spaced Penguin--physics, frustration, and a cute little penguin.
Time Waste Factor: 8

Soda Constructor--Played with Legos when you were a kid? Eat your heart out.
Time Waste Factor: 9

Spelapong--3D Pong against the computer. It kicks my ass.
Time Waste Factor: 7

WayBack Machine--Archived versions of web sites, some from up to five years ago Surf the web as it used to be. Holy crap.
Time Waste Factor: 9.5

They Fight Crime!--He's a war-weary shark-wrestling cowboy fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a manipulative insomniac traffic cop from beyond the grave. They fight crime!
Time Waste Factor: 5

The Hero Machine--Oh, wow. Dude. Wow. I can make superheros.
Time Waste Factor: 10+


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