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10/18/2002 Archived Entry: "Speaking of movies..."

And speaking of movies, according to Cinemark's web site, Sweet Home Alabama pulled in almost fifteen million dollars last week at the box office. This sickens me. This makes me want to gouge out my own eyeballs and pound white-hot steel rebar into the empty sockets.

For some reason, Reese Witherspoon reminds me of all things dishonest and wrong about women, and a predictable, uncreative hack-job of a movie like Sweet Home Alabama should stand side-by-side with Rollerball as evidence of everything that is soulless and wrong with Hollywood.

(Reese, if you're reading this, change your hairstyle--the only way you could make your hair look less attractive would be if you shaved it off and glued it to your face.)

Now excuse me as I delve deeply into my own hypocrisy and go out to see a movie.

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SAN administration. Complex, but cool.

Did I have to deal with customers today?
Negative!

Listening to in the car
More talk radio

Workout today?
Yes!

Activism?
Scientology == Still lies



Spaced Penguin--physics, frustration, and a cute little penguin.
Time Waste Factor: 8

Soda Constructor--Played with Legos when you were a kid? Eat your heart out.
Time Waste Factor: 9

Spelapong--3D Pong against the computer. It kicks my ass.
Time Waste Factor: 7

WayBack Machine--Archived versions of web sites, some from up to five years ago Surf the web as it used to be. Holy crap.
Time Waste Factor: 9.5

They Fight Crime!--He's a war-weary shark-wrestling cowboy fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a manipulative insomniac traffic cop from beyond the grave. They fight crime!
Time Waste Factor: 5

The Hero Machine--Oh, wow. Dude. Wow. I can make superheros.
Time Waste Factor: 10+

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