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sir_flexalot
The Pregnant Brain
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 Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 6:52 am Post subject: Classic password reset ticket |
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| Quote: | Ruff_ilb wrote:
Many years ago I was acting as the system administrator for a test system in a large publicly held company. Periodically I would receive a call from someone who had not accessed the system recently, forgot their password and locked themselves out trying to logon. I would look up their password and unlock the system for them and they would go on their merry way.
One day I received a call from a young lady who was in just such a predicament. I looked up her password and informed her that it was 'DOME' and, just to be playful, told her the price for me being gracious enough to unlock her sign-on was an explanation of the meaning of her password. She became very embarrassed over the phone and pleaded that she could never reveal her secret. I of course replied that I would not give her system access until she did. After negotiating for several minutes she finally acquiesced but made me promise to never reveal her password meaning to any of her colleagues to which I gladly agreed.
"Well, what does it mean?", I asked.
She hesitated and then replied, "It's two words."
There was pregnant pause. I unlocked her system and simply said, "Have a nice day". |
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meitemark
Computer Proctologist
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| Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:10 am Post subject: |
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That outdoes the PENIS reset (the "not long enough" one)
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a_non_moose
Georgian Meta-Diety
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| Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Almost as good as on the Beastie Boy's Album the tail # on the plane:
3MTA3
Which of course is "Eat Me" backwards. Never knew until it was pointed out.
Or the lady with a Beamer, I think, in a state with front/back license plate laws. The plate read TI 3V0M on the back, and in someone's mirror: MOVE IT.
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Viking
Picky Pedant
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
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Location: Standing on a dragon's back, riding the whale's road.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:22 am Post subject: |
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The 'classic' down here, (and this one really did get issued) was
"6UL DV8"
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One-Fang
The Victorious
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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| That's a licence plate on a car round here somewhere. I see it in town occasionally. Imagine the hunky guy you picked up last week turns up to pick you up for your first date in that! |
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DocDubious
Siamese Monogamist
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Location: Cincinnati, OH
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| Viking wrote: | The 'classic' down here, (and this one really did get issued) was
"6UL DV8" |
Mebbe it's too early, but I don't get it. Help?
Hey, look! (points) - it's One-Fang! Good to see ya!
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monikaw
Mindless CoG Devotee
Joined: 21 Jan 2003
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Location: Sweden
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| Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| DocDubious wrote: | | Viking wrote: | The 'classic' down here, (and this one really did get issued) was
"6UL DV8" |
Mebbe it's too early, but I don't get it. Help?
Hey, look! (points) - it's One-Fang! Good to see ya! |
"sexual deviate"?
I don't know, but that is the only thing I can read out of it....
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One-Fang
The Victorious
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Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, that's it.
Hi Doc.  Always nice when you take a break, come back, and someone remembers you! |
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